[Yeah. He saw Alphinaud's questioning for Xefros about him and his, and he's not at all amused. Not only that, asking a gutterblood about royalbloods was like asking a tunnelbeast about the majestic life of a skyhorse. If he really wanted to know the deets, it's better to get that shit from the source.]
dont think i dont see you grillin that assblood about my specifics if you got that sorta interest maybe you should stop bein a yelloww-bellied sack a red sludge and ask me yourself crustcrawwler wwhats your aim anywways are you that obsessed wwith me you gotta go findin DEETS i mean i cant say i blame you really
Ah, that is what he meant about typing "quirk". Nay, I have no obsession with you. You are a curiosity to me, certainly. However, that other troll is a much more pleasant person to talk to. He hardly mentions my aformented red sludge nor the color of my belly.
keep tellin yourself that yeah of course he doesnt say any of that he aint got the fuckin globes to burgandy bloods dont got the right kind of mean streak to keep themselvves alivve on our planet and thats wwhy us of high to royal blood take them in as servvants wwe givve them purpose for their short pathetic little livves so it makes sense you humans wwould get along wwith them youre both PRETTY similarly wweak and sensitivve sometimes i wwonder if those gutterbloods evven count as trolls wwhat wwith their blunt fangs and lack of homicidal urges
[His manner of typing was almost dizzying in its quality. No punctuation and sporadic cursing made the flow of his speech more alien than anything else.]
Where I'm from, sharp fangs and violent tendencies are tied to beasts and monsters, if not voidsent. As in, creatures with low intelligence and little purpose. How peculiar that those qualities are tied to your upper class.
'Tis clear you are from a society that differs much from mine own. Whilst judgement between unfamiliar parties is common, why not seek to understand one another's differences? Mine agendas do not run against yours, lest I am mistaken.
How long-lived are you, then? More importantly, is your blood still purple?
there aint nothin low in intelligence about us not wwhen wwe are rulin ovver the collectivve galaxies and our strategists and technological advancements havve lead us to bein nigh undefeated in our colonizin those wwho aint got the torso pillar to kill those wweaker than them are more often than not soon to find themselvves dead survvivval of the fittest and all that methinks your planet is far too soft and lackin in danger if vviolence is seen how you see it
i understand yours wwell enough i knoww all about earth and howw you pink skinned animals are soft and pathetic wwhat else is there to honestly knoww
im 6 solar swweeps and excuse the fuck outta you ivve got VVIOLET blood purple bloods are dirty fuckin landdwwellers maybe learn a thing or twwo before openin your bloody mouth
Your manner of speech is so rough... So lacking in care and craft.
I come from an incredibly dangerous planet. But the violent creatures are more oft than not of low intelligence. Those that take from others unfettered are honorless, unable to perform the most basic forms of self-examination.
I am, and have been, a strategist in war. Have you?
You're... six? [If he hadn't already seen the other he would be more alarmed than he is now. Clearly a sweep wasn't a year.] Out of how many more "sweeps", speaking averages?
wwho givves a shit about my fuckin craft sounds like a wwaste a fuckin time
all wwe trolls need to examine in just howw bloody good wwe are in destroyin our enemies and crushin those beloww us of course wwe got other shit goin on but wwhat fuckin MATTERS is howw wwell wwere gonna servve the empire and no not really like of course that aint to say i havvent done my owwn strategizin in activvities that sorta act like trainin for that sort but i aint of age to join the military efforts but ill tell you wwhat i handed so many trolls their fuckin horns in flarp wwhich is like basically as good
uh hundreds or thousands dependin on howw strong the brinesucker provves himself to be wwar kind wweighs dowwn wwhat might be an avverage tho it aint too often that a vviolet blood is gonna get himself fuckin culled like the cannon fodder under his rule howw old are you
Eighteen years. However, my race does not reach its full height until we have seen at least twenty summers. We are comparatively long-lived against the hyur, reaching over a hundred before meeting a natural death. There are rumors and tales of those who have extended their life expectancies astronomically though magical means, however.
wwait wwhats a year twwenty summers i understand kinda but wwhat a asinine wway to state that just say swweeps it makes wway more fuckin sense
flarp is fatal livve action roleplay its wwhere you make up your owwn characters wwhich more often than not is based entirely on your ancestor you knoww gettin some practice pickin up their unfinished wwork you wwere hatched to do and you go on campaigns and cull those wwho oppose you wwhile gettin all the bloody loot and levvels and kick the most ass so evveryone flippin KNOWWS howw much of a fuckin badASS you are im a seasoned bloody champion of such and no one dared to stand in my wway
[Well, almost no one. But he doesn't need to talk about that land hag Vriska. She's hardly important.]
No, hold on. What precisely is a sweep? A year is 384 days, consisting of one summer. How asinine can it be if you understood it? We are clearly from entirely different cultures.
So you play pretend and kill one another. Blood sport for the sake of becoming in tune with your ancestors. How dreadful.
I have taken lives where I am from, but I cannot claim to be proud of such bloodshed. 'Tis a far less skillful victory than moving others with words. [Not that he hasn't benefitted from totally bananas displays of power from his beloved warrior of light. still!]
a swweep has 985 nights and three summers thats wwhy the summers bit is stupid its so fuckin extra
more like AWWESOME its our fuckin hatchright but i knoww you lowwer uncultured species cant fathom the majesty of it all
movvin others wwith wwords howw fuckin stupid yeah you humans certainly fuckin earned your shitty blood color thats for bloody sure at the end of it all bein able to crush your foes is wwhat matters cuz wwords are fuckin wweak and shalloww the dead cant stab you in the back noww can they
Ah. Supposing our days and nights are roughly the same, your my year fits into your sweep about two and a half times with a remainder still.
Mm, remind me to tell you about the Garleans someday.
[Regarding the dead...]
You've never tangled with a ship graveyard full of undead sailors then. People can, and do, come back under a few... different circumstances. 'Tis rarely your friends who come back, after all. And rarer still for them to have any sort of cognizance once dead.
yeah and wwhat about the garleans are they awwesome
if youre talkin about shadowwdroppers wwe got them durin the day the dead rise and do all their decayed bullshit as per usual but they aint exactly got the cognitivve ability to do wwhat they did wwhile alivve wwell that is so long as they dont come back as a blood suckin beast a course
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dont think i dont see you grillin that assblood about my specifics
if you got that sorta interest maybe you should stop bein a yelloww-bellied sack a red sludge and ask me yourself crustcrawwler
wwhats your aim anywways are you that obsessed wwith me you gotta go findin DEETS
i mean i cant say i blame you really
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yeah of course he doesnt say any of that he aint got the fuckin globes to
burgandy bloods dont got the right kind of mean streak to keep themselvves alivve on our planet and thats wwhy us of high to royal blood take them in as servvants
wwe givve them purpose for their short pathetic little livves
so it makes sense you humans wwould get along wwith them youre both PRETTY similarly wweak and sensitivve
sometimes i wwonder if those gutterbloods evven count as trolls
wwhat wwith their blunt fangs and lack of homicidal urges
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Where I'm from, sharp fangs and violent tendencies are tied to beasts and monsters, if not voidsent. As in, creatures with low intelligence and little purpose. How peculiar that those qualities are tied to your upper class.
'Tis clear you are from a society that differs much from mine own. Whilst judgement between unfamiliar parties is common, why not seek to understand one another's differences? Mine agendas do not run against yours, lest I am mistaken.
How long-lived are you, then? More importantly, is your blood still purple?
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not wwhen wwe are rulin ovver the collectivve galaxies and our strategists and technological advancements havve lead us to bein nigh undefeated in our colonizin
those wwho aint got the torso pillar to kill those wweaker than them are more often than not soon to find themselvves dead
survvivval of the fittest and all that
methinks your planet is far too soft and lackin in danger if vviolence is seen how you see it
i understand yours wwell enough i knoww all about earth and howw you pink skinned animals are soft and pathetic wwhat else is there to honestly knoww
im 6 solar swweeps and excuse the fuck outta you ivve got VVIOLET blood purple bloods are dirty fuckin landdwwellers maybe learn a thing or twwo before openin your bloody mouth
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I come from an incredibly dangerous planet. But the violent creatures are more oft than not of low intelligence. Those that take from others unfettered are honorless, unable to perform the most basic forms of self-examination.
I am, and have been, a strategist in war. Have you?
You're... six? [If he hadn't already seen the other he would be more alarmed than he is now. Clearly a sweep wasn't a year.] Out of how many more "sweeps", speaking averages?
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sounds like a wwaste a fuckin time
all wwe trolls need to examine in just howw bloody good wwe are in destroyin our enemies and crushin those beloww us
of course wwe got other shit goin on but wwhat fuckin MATTERS is howw wwell wwere gonna servve the empire
and no not really like of course that aint to say i havvent done my owwn strategizin in activvities that sorta act like trainin for that sort but i aint of age to join the military efforts
but ill tell you wwhat i handed so many trolls their fuckin horns in flarp wwhich is like basically as good
uh hundreds or thousands dependin on howw strong the brinesucker provves himself to be
wwar kind wweighs dowwn wwhat might be an avverage tho it aint too often that a vviolet blood is gonna get himself fuckin culled like the cannon fodder under his rule
howw old are you
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What is "flarp"?
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wwhats a year
twwenty summers i understand kinda but wwhat a asinine wway to state that
just say swweeps it makes wway more fuckin sense
flarp is fatal livve action roleplay
its wwhere you make up your owwn characters wwhich more often than not is based entirely on your ancestor
you knoww gettin some practice pickin up their unfinished wwork you wwere hatched to do and you go on campaigns and cull those wwho oppose you wwhile gettin all the bloody loot and levvels and kick the most ass so evveryone flippin KNOWWS howw much of a fuckin badASS you are
im a seasoned bloody champion of such and no one dared to stand in my wway
[Well, almost no one. But he doesn't need to talk about that land hag Vriska. She's hardly important.]
TEXT
So you play pretend and kill one another. Blood sport for the sake of becoming in tune with your ancestors. How dreadful.
I have taken lives where I am from, but I cannot claim to be proud of such bloodshed. 'Tis a far less skillful victory than moving others with words. [Not that he hasn't benefitted from totally bananas displays of power from his beloved warrior of light. still!]
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thats wwhy the summers bit is stupid its so fuckin extra
more like AWWESOME
its our fuckin hatchright but i knoww you lowwer uncultured species cant fathom the majesty of it all
movvin others wwith wwords howw fuckin stupid
yeah you humans certainly fuckin earned your shitty blood color thats for bloody sure
at the end of it all bein able to crush your foes is wwhat matters cuz wwords are fuckin wweak and shalloww
the dead cant stab you in the back noww can they
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Mm, remind me to tell you about the Garleans someday.
[Regarding the dead...]
You've never tangled with a ship graveyard full of undead sailors then. People can, and do, come back under a few... different circumstances. 'Tis rarely your friends who come back, after all. And rarer still for them to have any sort of cognizance once dead.
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good to knoww
yeah and wwhat about the garleans
are they awwesome
if youre talkin about shadowwdroppers wwe got them
durin the day the dead rise and do all their decayed bullshit as per usual but they aint exactly got the cognitivve ability to do wwhat they did wwhile alivve
wwell that is so long as they dont come back as a blood suckin beast a course